{"id":373,"date":"2011-09-23T19:08:01","date_gmt":"2011-09-24T00:08:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/furyofcutlery.net\/?p=373"},"modified":"2011-09-23T19:08:01","modified_gmt":"2011-09-24T00:08:01","slug":"ya-know","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/furyofcutlery.net\/?p=373","title":{"rendered":"Ya know!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Sometimes, life gives you lemons.  Other times, it gives you a seemingly impossible life situation without any real form of escape.  In these times, escapism is nice.  This particular song was written during a time when I shut myself off from everything and instead escaped very heavily into videogames to avoid some bad real life situations.<\/em><br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Gather &#8217;round all, I&#8217;ll tell how the story goes,<br \/>\nOf how two once strong lovers now spend their nights opposed!<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s not that they hate, it&#8217;s not that they&#8217;re foes!<br \/>\nTime just built a chasm that neither one can close.<\/p>\n<p>Ya know!  Ya know!  Ya know!<br \/>\nAnd so I spend my nights as an elf in pantyhose.<\/p>\n<p>Their mutual mistrust grows stronger everyday!<br \/>\nShe doesn&#8217;t trust him to work, he doesn&#8217;t trust her to play!<br \/>\nNeither wants to go, yet neither wants to stay.<br \/>\nThey watch a week become two become months of decay!<\/p>\n<p>Ya know!  Ya know!  Ya know!<br \/>\nAnd so I spend my nights with some funky Space Goats.<\/p>\n<p>Why can&#8217;t he see that she has a plan?<br \/>\nShe&#8217;ll calm down and relax if she has another man.<br \/>\nTemporary twitterpation sans any intimidation.<br \/>\nHeart goes yonder and comes back with love&#8217;s anticipation?<\/p>\n<p>Ya know!  Ya know!  Ya know!<br \/>\nAnd so I spend my nights as a Werewolf smiting foes.<\/p>\n<p>Why can&#8217;t she see her plan doesn&#8217;t work?<br \/>\nHurt feelings breed insanity&#8217;s lurk.<br \/>\nShe accepts no compromise, he blends into the wall.<br \/>\nIf another comes in, he&#8217;s not there at all.<\/p>\n<p>Ya know!  Ya know!  Ya know!<br \/>\nAnd so I spend my nights designing zombie clothes.<\/p>\n<p><em>*quick solo, perhaps remix in first or second verse*<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Ya know!  Ya know!  Ya know!<br \/>\nAnd so I spend my nights cuddled with a box that glows.<\/p>\n<p>Ya know!  Ya know!  Ya know!<br \/>\nYou&#8217;ll find me there tonight as an elf in pantyhose.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes, life gives you lemons. Other times, it gives you a seemingly impossible life situation without any real form of escape. In these times, escapism is nice. This particular song was written during a time when I shut myself off from everything and instead escaped very heavily into videogames to avoid some bad real life [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,3],"tags":[27,22],"class_list":["post-373","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","category-lyrics","tag-lyrics","tag-videogame"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/furyofcutlery.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/373","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/furyofcutlery.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/furyofcutlery.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/furyofcutlery.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/furyofcutlery.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=373"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/furyofcutlery.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/373\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":376,"href":"https:\/\/furyofcutlery.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/373\/revisions\/376"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/furyofcutlery.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=373"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/furyofcutlery.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=373"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/furyofcutlery.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=373"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}