{"id":32,"date":"2010-01-01T17:50:22","date_gmt":"2010-01-01T22:50:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.colorofpain.net\/?p=32"},"modified":"2010-06-08T18:36:32","modified_gmt":"2010-06-08T23:36:32","slug":"ring-string-boogie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/furyofcutlery.net\/?p=32","title":{"rendered":"Ring String Boogie"},"content":{"rendered":"

The Ring-String Boogie!<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

There is definitely something to wanting to be married, and to planning that as a large part of your life.\u00a0 However, your S.O. may not want to marry you, may not be ready right away, or may just be creeped out by how often the subject comes up.\u00a0 To put marriage above love…are you really doing anything more than checking off a box on your bucket list?<\/em><\/p>\n

<\/em>Rush to the altar, is my hair OK?
\nI can’t let anything stand in my way!
\nIt’s my big day, ya know? Yeah, I’m the bride!
\nAnd I don’t really care who’s on the other side!<\/p>\n

It’s my big day now, I’m gonna let loose!
\nCollege graduation? Just another excuse.
\nI know I heard a hint, I know you said that line.
\nEven though you don’t remember, I heard it just fine!<\/p>\n

Give me what I want! It’s the only thing that’s fair!
\nFor I will turn your will to mush with only a glare!
\nBut the way it all goes down, ya know, for all I care,
\nYou can
\nBuy my ring, take a string, stick it around your neck!!!<\/p>\n

Nearly two years behind us, do they even mean a thing?
\nIt feels less about the love and more about the ring!
\nSeal up your future by bottling up some whine.
\nSomething wrong, honey? …No, everything’s fine!!<\/p>\n

You’re the one I love, you’re the only one for me.
\nBut I refuse to wait around and see who you want to be.
\nThink about my happiness before what feels right.
\nUntil you give up, it shall always be a fight!<\/p>\n

But there’s still a good way to mend up the fences.
\nJust follow Mom and Dad and I’s majority consensus!
\nWe decided that we’re ready for a marriage to take place.
\nAnd if you hurry up, you might be in the groom’s space!<\/p>\n

Give me what I want! It’s the only thing that’s fair!
\nFor I will turn your will to mush with only a glare!
\nBut the way it all goes down, ya know, for all I care,
\nYou can
\nBuy my ring, take a string, stick it around your neck!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The Ring-String Boogie! There is definitely something to wanting to be married, and to planning that as a large part of your life.\u00a0 However, your S.O. may not want to marry you, may not be ready right away, or may just be creeped out by how often the subject comes up.\u00a0 To put marriage above […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[15,27],"class_list":["post-32","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lyrics","tag-ex","tag-lyrics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/furyofcutlery.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/furyofcutlery.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/furyofcutlery.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/furyofcutlery.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/furyofcutlery.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=32"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/furyofcutlery.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":247,"href":"https:\/\/furyofcutlery.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32\/revisions\/247"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/furyofcutlery.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=32"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/furyofcutlery.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=32"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/furyofcutlery.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=32"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}